The problem is snorkeling with LD.
We'd just spent over an hour snorkeling together. I plopped down on the white sand, happy and exhausted. He sat down next to me. Had I seen the five sea turtles? The sting rays? The eel? Wasn't the (insert name of magnificent sea creature here) amazing?
I had to collect my thoughts. Had we been circling the same reef?
No, I said, a bit defensively. I had seen purple fan coral and some knobby black coral with white spots. I had seen silver fish and some fat yellow ones. And it was beautiful.
In my defense, I don't go around poking my nose or fingers into spaces from which small fangs could emerge.
This little guy is totally unrelated to the post. But I thought he was cute.