Sunday, July 20, 2014

wow's week

I started moving towards the sound of Wow's deliberate foot falls on the narrow upstairs steps, but could not reach the landing before two dense thuds filled the space between us. The thuds were followed by a brief but gaping silence into which flooded every fear I'd had ever had about raising my toddler in a house with two sets of unforgiving stairs. And then he started screaming.

We've been in this house for eight months and so it's a bit of a wonder that this fall was the first of its kind - for any of us. And it could have been a lot worse. When I got to the top of the stairs I saw that he'd tripped over a long foam pool noodle he'd been pulling up behind him.  Judging from the position of the noodle and the fact I'd heard only two thuds, I think he was three quarters of the way up and had fallen only three of four steps back. He held his hand over his eye, which was already turning pink. In the next hour the orbit would be raised and purple.

It was the beginning of what would be a difficult week for little Wow. He started a new school last Monday. We changed schools for a few different reasons, the foremost of which was geography. When we moved here in December we'd enrolled Munch and Wow in a school closer to my parents, but a bit of a commute for us - and in the opposite direction from my work. When we pulled Munch out for summer school it became too lengthy of a drop off process for LD. BIL (LD's brother and in need of a new blog name) recommended Factor V's school, which was closer to our home, advertising an open spot in the toddler room, and, as a huge bonus, Wow's attendance there would allow the cousins (only a month apart in age) to spend their days together. 

Although we've gone through a number of preschool transitions, this one was by far the most involved, if not downright annoying, in its specificity.

Wow would attend the new school for only 15 min on Monday, two hours on Tuesday, half days Wednesday and Thursday, and to be picked up immediately post nap on Friday. I can't imagine many families - for whom the need for full day daycare necessitates enrollment in said school -  wouldn't find this period a transition a huge, if not insurmountable, obstacle. MIL, here for the summer to help LD set up his office, spent a good portion of the mid day shuttling children between school and my mom's house. Wow seemed more clingy at home. 

But I liked the few teachers I met on the one occasion I did picks ups, and the shorter commute made the mornings less hectic. In this house less chaos translates into more naked time and so Wow was without a stitch of clothing when I left in the morning and again when I returned in the evening. I'm not sure if being naked makes Wow happy as much as it makes him look happy. 

As part our bedtime routine I ask Wow to tell what what the best part of his day was, and every night he gives the same answer -  teacher-Ashley-part-of the-day (coincidentally the name of both his primary caretaker in Davis and of his teacher in the school we just left) On Thursday I asked again. He seemed to take a moment or two to think it over, but never offered up a new answer. I laid my head down next to him and, with our faces nose-to-nose, observed that at least the black eye had healed. 

Friday, July 11, 2014

4th of july

We spent most of the July 4th weekend with my parents at the beach.
Fifteen years ago my parents bought a 700 sq ft cabin in a small fishing community on the Oregon coast. At the time the nation's renewed interest in surfing was still in an infancy and the town was better known for its estuary and dory fleet than for its beach break. In the last fifteen years the town has become swollen with weekend warrior types, young families in search of a quieter and less expensive destination spot, and the dory boat fisherman who live there, work there, and occasionally launch their boats into the swarms of surfers whose wave riding can obstruct passage into the open water.

We celebrated my mom's birthday Thursday night with crab legs and coconut cake. Friday morning LD and my dad surfed while mom and I drove south with the kids to a bake sale and book fair being held in conjunction with a parade in the next town over. Munch ate pound cake for breakfast. When the parade got underway she jumped in front of the flag team and scout groups to scoop up the candy being thrown towards the crowd.

In the afternoon Munch played with a new friend who goes to her same summer camp and whose parents own the cabin next to my parents'. I'd hoped to snuggle next to Wow for an afternoon nap and was a little put out when I returned from my run to find LD had beat me to it. It's going to be a sad day when Wow grows out of the afternoon nap.

Although the official firework display wasn't until Saturday the 5th, we built a bonfire in the soft sand above the water, roasted marshmallows, and waited for the sun to set.

 do you remember your first s'more?

When night fell the coastline erupted with small fountains of firelight.

Happy birthday Mita. 

Saturday, June 28, 2014

summer is here

Last week I came home from work to find Munch and Wow in the backyard, sitting in the middle of a small flurry of five hundred confused ladybugs. Tiny helmets of black and red sprung out of a plastic container and flittered from brick to bark to bud. A few clung to bare forearms or fell into the fold of a pant leg.

The ladybugs - natural insecticides and (momentary) PETS - were part of LD's final preparations to ready the yard for summer. 

And despite the late June-gloom and my recent 11-day work week, we've making the most of the first weeks of the new season. 

For Father's day I got LD a grill, which triples or quadruples the cook space of our two-burner stove top in the kitchen. Grilling and eating outside has reduced dinner prep time and post dinner clean up, and allows LD and I to finish our meal in peace while the kidlets scrounge for any remaining ladybugs in the flower pots on the deck. When it's time to go inside for a bath, their clothing is pealed off and left at the back door.

(that's my vegetarian husband grilling steaks) 
Thursday we went to Sauvie Island for Rh+'s second birthday, an outdoor concert, snow cones, berry picking, beers, and bratwurst on the bbq.

On Sunday Tia and I ran a 5K. I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed. My only goal was the run the first mile in 6 minutes. I did that - 5:57 actually - and went on to bomb the rest of the race. Mile 2 was 6:30 and mile 3 was somewhere north of 7 minutes. I finished in 20:10, 20 seconds slower than my last 5K. Tia wasn't feeling great before the race started, and dropped out when it wasn't coming together by the half way point. Really? In a 5k? were the words of incongruity expressed by her boyfriend (a two-time Olympic trials marathoner himself and her new coach) when he saw her step off to the side.

The first week of summer school went well - Munch is coming home with the names of new friends and the words to new songs. The week was hardest on LD, who found his 45 min drop off routine expand to 1.5 hours by the need to shuttle the kids to locations across town from each other. The longer commute meant an earlier wake up call for everyone. Munch can already be a bit of a grouchy camel in the morning, and I myself am not at my best before coffee. Most of our AM chatter went a little like grump Grump GRUMP grumpgrump I WANT CEREAL grump Grumpgrump NO, CEREAL grump GRUMP grumpity grump.  

And lastly, a correction. 
I guess what LD put into the ground wasn't passion fruit, but passion flower, which did indeed prove itself hardier than I had suspected. 

Friday, June 13, 2014

the days are long

the days are long ...

Earlier in the week Wow was waking up under a thick layer of dried mucous that gummed together his eyelashes and sent clumped strands pointing inwards towards the left eye. The material that formed along the tiny glands of the lid line clung like rubber cement. I tried wiping the lid clear with toilet paper, then wet toilet paper, then an unscented wipe, then a wash cloth dipped in warm water, until finally, I held him down on the tile of the bathroom floor with one hand and, with the other, pinched the dried mucous between the quick of my nails and worked it down the lashes. He kicked and squirmed, but I held him until he could open his eye without the lashes getting stuck. 

I can't remember which child, which eye, or even which bathroom floor, but I've done this before. Maybe two times before. 

I try to be mindful of how I spend my time, and the time I spend blogging here, in this small corner of the internet, is time I do not spend with my children or my husband. But I've kept coming back because it helps me understand how time is passing - the process of family, of having parents and being parents, and of my own aging. I keep hoping to realize how it is that all these small and perfectly ordinary proceedings of our daily goings-on - like Wow's blepharitis - will soon, and perhaps suddenly, amount to a life. How that it's going to be my life, and I'll be at the end of it. That might seem morbid, but I spend a lot of time thinking about death and talking about death, and the vapor of those experiences can seep into areas of my mind where it need not be. My job hasn't made me more afraid of dying than any other healthy 33 year old with two young kids, but it has made me very aware of time. Writing has made me aware of how time, in its passing, can become memory - if it becomes anything at all. 

So I record time as memory in short vignettes to remind me of who and how we were. When Wow is twenty and towering above me, will I remember what it was like to hold him down and pull crap out of his eye lashes?  Even now, a couple years after starting this blog, I can read some of my earlier posts about Munch and wonder what did I think I knew about her back then? Too soon I'll probably regard my anxiety around kindergarten and summer school with the same bleary recollection. 

But I want to remember it, just as it is because it's all only going to happen once. I'm getting more gray hairs. My children keep needing more pants. When my dad measured Munch on the pantry wall of the house I grew up in, she marked two inches above where I did, on the same wall, 28 years ago. Last night, when Wow came inside after playing in the yard, he smelled of grass and late spring. 

.... but the years are short. 

- Gretchen Rubin

Saturday, June 7, 2014


My first Stitchfix package was on the front porch Sunday when we got home from the beach. I left my sandy, bleary eyed family to piece together a dinner and promptly slimed (just a few) friends with pictures of me - frizzy post beach hair, no make up, cluttered bathroom - posing in my new duds.

(And about that. Sorry.)

I first heard of Stitchfix on the MiM website almost a year ago. I filled out a profile, including that I was a mommy MD who wanted to look professional, but not old, and scheduled my first fix. Then I cancelled it. I did this a few times, just not being sure that an online shopping stylist was really something I needed. Or wanted.

The shipment arrived in the middle of a record breaking squall of both brick-and-mortar and online shopping that has not gone unnoticed by my daughter, who grumbled that, once again, she'd been excluded from the wild clothing binge.

Truthfully it wasn't good timing.

Munch's dresses. In my closet. 
Last week Munch pitched a fit that landed her dresses on TIME OUT. She's been threatened with their permanent disposal if she doesn't wear exactly what we tell her to wear - without fuss or backtalk - for at least two weeks. Any lip and the clock starts over.

Although I buy 90% of her clothing, she wields near total control over what she wears day to day.
Pants and shorts are permitted only under skirts or dresses. Socks rarely match the outfit, and less frequently each other. Her favorite outfit is a long sleeved shirt under a short sleeve, paired over leggings and a skirt. It's ridiculous and sweet and really not-my-battle.

But on the few occasions when we need her to just &*$#@!!*%# wear it already (often brought about by the laundry fairy's prolonged absence) she will launch a counteroffensive so vehement you'd think we were trying to shave her head. The purpose of dress sequestration (dress-questration?) isn't to modify her clothing preferences so much as her intolerance for disappointment.

Stitchfix sent five items - three were prefect, the other two will do. Returns are free, but the 25% discount for keeping all five paid for the two items to which I was just lukewarm. They ask that costumers provide as much information as possible and so I should have noted that I do not wear hoop earrings - a look that does nothing for those of us with faces the shape of dinner plates. I've already scheduled my next fix for August 27, my birthday.

Dress-questration is coming to an end. Munch is getting taller and leggier and with the warmer weather back to climbing trees. Her shorts were too short before this most recent growth spurt and so it has been me who ordered her to go put a skirt on over that.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

the $20 5K and a weekend at the beach

Saturday morning I won my first 5K.
I signed up because it was inexpensive and small. There were so few cars in the lot of the church that was hosting the event that I sure I'd mistaken either the location or the date of the race. There were no race guns, chip times, or water stations. A few of my (much younger) competitors started the race on the "2" of the race officiant's 3-2-1 GO.

an enthusiastic start 
Faint arrows painted onto the asphalt barely suggested the course as it wandered through neighborhood streets. The entire field of participants in the kids' mile ran 1.5 miles due to an early intervention and misdirection on the part of a well-intentioned group of spectators. One of these same spectators would later yell at me (politely) I THINK YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO TURN LEFT HERE in the first 200 meters of the race. I followed the skinny arrow straight.

I was third overall and the first female. The two men that beat me put about a minute between me and them in the first 1/2 mile of the race. I spent the remaining 2.5 miles watching their backs.

I was happy I'd won, but frustrated that I never once hit my goal pace, had run the entire race by myself, and had finished a full minute slower than my last 5k.

But being able to finish first, and in front of my cheering girl, substantially reduced the bulk of those frustrations.
Munch did the 1 mile - or 1.5 mile - kids' run. I'm not sure if she enjoyed it. LD reported that her initial excitement waned early, extinguished with the development of a side stitch, and gradually returned as the end came into sight.
Tia had spent too long at Happy Hour the night before and bowed out of the 5K. She opted for the only marginally less exhausting task of keeping Wow occupied during the races, which included running after a small ball he kept throwing into the street in front of participants.

After the race we drove to the coast to spent the rest of the weekend with my parents and uncle Mark. Down at the beach Wow picked up and inspected every dead crustacean he could find. He'd wiggle the claw joint until it gave way, hand me the broken parts in some false expectation of safe keeping, and turn to resume his search in the sand. LD and my dad surfed Saturday afternoon and again Sunday morning.
Hours in the sand and surf contributed to what I think is a family first - I spent the drive home Sunday in silence while all three members of my family slept. 

Sunday, May 25, 2014

things that grow: the LD edition

On a clear day the northbound portion of my sixteen mile commute home from the hospital is significantly improved when the peakless dome of Mt. St. Helens comes into view. Growing up here I must have seen it hundreds of times, but never thought much of it. If I ever visited its monument or hiked along its trials, I don't really remember.

I think that's why when my then-friend now-husband told me he had been born during Mount St. Helens' 1980 eruption, it became easy to associate its shape and history with LD, even though I was aware of both long before I met him.

The eruption that fractured its north face and triggered the series of seismic events that would release 24 megatons of thermal energy (1,600 times the size of the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima) occurred on May 18, 1980. As the north face fell towards Spirit Lake it was overcome by a tongue of lava moving 640 miles an hour that licked clean 230 square miles of forest. More blasts ensued as the ash column collecting above grew 12 miles high. Lighting formed within the column, which started forest fires where vegetation remained.

This was the day on which Mt. St. Helens earned its modern day shape and the notoriety of being responsible for the deadliest and most destructive volcanic eruption in our nation's history. There would be five additional eruptions in the following months, the first of which occurred on May 25 and sent an ash column nine miles into the air. A few hours later, LD was born.

While lava avalanches, near-supersonic blasts of volcanic debris, mudflows of partially molten rock, the flashing of glacial streams, forest fires, and mushroom shaped ash clouds are not generally considered the makings of great festivity, I think most people would agree being born in the middle of a planet revision an auspicious beginning to a new  life.  Please allow me to invoke the well worn banality circle of life as a means of shifting the tone of this blog post to one of celebration, because really, we're doing just that.
LD is turning 34, Rana and Brian are engaged, I have four days off, and, after weekends of toil, LD has finally finished the back yard.

Rana and Brian came to visit for the weekend. We had a small birthday get-together last night and went hiking today.
"Hiking" might be a generous assessment of what we did. A slow meander prodded ever onward with graham crackers, the promise of dessert for good attitudes, and the threat of early bedtime for whiners is more accurate. 

We were still deep in the rainy days of winter when LD started his search for backyard plants. My only request was for some large flowering shrubs that could provide visual privacy, help prevent erosion of the hill into which our home is built, and hopefully be on the hardier/low maintenance side of the spectrum. Rhododendrons, for instance.

LD was not interested. He cited a website of ambiguous authority that alleged our chronically drippy climate was ideal for the cultivation of citrus, bananas, avocado, and - LD's favorite - passion fruit. I proposed that perhaps those were more theoretical rather than practical recommendations as no one I knew (in this, a town obsessed with bee husbandry and urban farming) had ever tried to grow kiwi.

I hope I am wrong.
I also got rhododendrons, azaleas, pieris, columbines, peonies, and other regionally appropriate flora.

And, of course.. 
34 years 
and 34 years later. 

**pics of Mount St Helens stolen from the interwebs.